"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 07/02/2019 at 20:38 • Filed to: None

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That feeling when you are about to fart, but you feel some want to push out. Then you know it won’t be a fart.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/02/2019 at 20:43

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This is a literal shitpost.

PatBateman > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/02/2019 at 20:44

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Svend > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/02/2019 at 20:51

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Yes, we’ve all experienced a danger-fart in our lives. Lol.

Kid: miss, miss!

Teacher: Yes Johnny, what is it?

Kid: are farts lumpy miss?

Teacher: No Johnny, farts aren’t lumpy!

Kid: miss, miss!

Teacher: now what Johnny?

Kid: I think I've shat myself miss! 

Wacko > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/02/2019 at 22:22

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That’s called a shart 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/02/2019 at 22:27

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Nice a shart!

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/03/2019 at 05:54

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Bombs away!